champagnepadre:

mutual: u blonde blue eyed fake ass canadian bitch..
me, none of thos things: dam… they talking about me? :/

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr